Archive | 2012

Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #22: Christmas The Dark Con


Welcome to a very special Christmas episode of the Earth’s Mightiest Bastards! A Christmas Carol is butchered while across the globe children feed a Poop Log and others Rap Battle a Horse Corpse. The Yule Lads wreak havoc with their Yuletide Apex Predator Pet and Black Peter forgot to make reservations at KFC.  Who’s ready for an 8 meat sandwich ? We are ! Now hide the broom Santa is almost here.



Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #21: Why the World Didn’t End Today


Cancel the Apocalypse! This episode.. apologies are made, wrestling is discussed and Pacific Rim is officially more awesome than two Outer Space Mummies kissing. Ghost hunting takes a sinister bovinian turn and Uncle Rob’s Crypto Corner brings us to God Town. Nigerian spam scams make way,  a monkey is loose in IKEA and the bastards are calling PETA.  Who got touched by the Bike Guy ? Episode 21 did. Stay Tuned after the pod for “Curses be Damned” by Common Courtesy!


Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #20: The Center of Excellence


This week Salvatore the Blood Orange is taking us beyond the Black Hole with Hellboy and North Korean Unicorns.  Remember in the 50’s when Project A119 almost broke the oceans? Grab your garlic and crosses there’s a homeless Vampire loose in Siberia. Chris shares his Santa Claus / Black Metal Reindeer theory and the pod hits an all new low with the Sexxtons.


Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #19: Thanksgiving Math

Beware brave listener, technical difficulties ahead but fear not ! Curtains McAllister, famed pugilist and art historian is here with the big questions. Will Cheech Marin be the next Green Lantern? What if Luke Cage ate pancakes for year? In a shocking turn of events the Bastards dish on their favorite Star Wars moments. The Mayan Apocalypse is called off by Marc while on his honeymoon and Lindsay Lohan is in jail. Every pair of pants will be shat. Episode 19


Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #18: Buck Up Leopardon

The guys tackle the big issues this week with special guest Judo Joe G! Zombies, big box VHS, parenting tips, Tokusatsu, Program Missile Puncher, convention stories, Godzilla and magical raccoon balls. We don’t believe in demons, technically. This is episode 18