This week the Bastards three cancel the apocalypse and tackle the burning questions of our day involving the imminent quasi-Biblical demonshitstorm known to new age Christians as “The Rapture.” It’s gonna be a pile of sorcery, monsters, technological treachery, Thundarr the Barbarian references, locusts, bloody Uggs, false prophets, naked-free-floating-faithful and a very convenient new system for grocery shopping. Let’s take a “After the Rapture test” and work on some post Rapture sustainable business models to help those left behind. Welcome to the Parade of Fire and enjoy the Holy Blood Shower.
Archive | August, 2013
SPOILERS ! The end of this episode includes an Iron Man 3 review with our good buddy and fellow Iron Man enthusiast, Judo Joe G. With that being said, let’s get this episode started with some spillage and a lesson in gravity. Amusement park poutine ruins someone’s stomach and in breaking pod news prairie dogs are even cuter and smarter than you thought. Some Batman casting rumors are setting the geek world on fire while Tyler Perry’s Poltergeist is causing people to set themselves on fire. In Whovian news we have a new Doctor! What can we hope to see from the 12th regeneration of our favorite Time Lord? Let’s get ready for the end of the world with Doomsday Castle Swamp People Preppers and a robot human relationship goes too far. We laughed, we cried and got high on digital drugs. Episode 53, eat the brownie.
This episode the guys are joined by Marc’s sister and photographer Sarah aka “The Mother of all Devils”. Someone gets denied breakfast at McDonalds and 3 out of 3 bastards can’t figure out reddit. Patient Zero Man Squirrel makes his return to Los Angels and brings the Bubonic Plague with him. A mysterious hum is driving people nuts all over the world and some guano farmers discover evidence of a race of Cannibalistic Ginger Giants. Lets discuss the ultimate theory of evolution where a one night stand turned into a species that all pigs and chimps aspire to be. Thats not how you get likes on Facebook but it’s a start.
Chris, Marc and Rob unite in their fan boy love of Giant Robots and Giant Monsters with the cross-genre kaiju filled opus, Pacific Rim. Was the apocalypse canceled? MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD ! This episode of The Earth’s Mightiest Bastards is sponsored by Amazon.com